1 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,137 Hey. 2 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,531 How fun is it that we get to share a bathroom forever? 3 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,141 The most fun. 4 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,972 It's just-- it's--it's silly, 5 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:19,757 but I-I've--I've never fully washed my face 6 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,499 in front of you since I moved in. 7 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:24,153 And I've been flossing in secret. 8 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,028 Well, I think flossing is sexy. 9 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,856 That's what my dentist says. 10 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:33,337 I think we're just being weird 11 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,860 because we're still in the honeymoon phase. 12 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,341 You know, I mean, soon we'll be comfy enough to pee 13 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,430 with the door open. 14 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:43,347 - Is that the goal? - Not based on your face. 15 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,536 How is it possible you're even more beautiful 16 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,189 without any makeup? 17 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,236 Because I'm still wearing quite a bit. 18 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,108 Phew. 19 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,589 No more shame in my flossing game. 20 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,025 Uh, this is my side. 21 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,332 This is my side. 22 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,769 How is it that we have never talked about this 23 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,597 in all the minutes we've been married? 24 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,338 Ooh, is this our first fight? 25 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,992 No, because we're still in our honeymoon phase... 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,778 and because I want that side. 27 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,780 Good, 'cause I still want this side. 28 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:30,264 Where should we go on our actual honeymoon? 29 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,352 Paris? 30 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,875 Home of the world's greatest thinkers-- 31 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,965 Descartes, Voltaire, Simone de Beauvoir. 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,402 I've always wanted to buy a beret 33 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,404 and wear it the whole trip 34 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:43,059 and then come home and realize I looked like an idiot. 35 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,805 I hear that the spas of Budapest are really incredible. 36 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:51,372 You know, it's actually two cities-- 37 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,547 Buda and Pesht. 38 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,027 The besht are in Pesht. 39 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,813 I love you, but never rhyme again. 40 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:03,123 I've never noticed that painting before. 41 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,341 It's a landscape. 42 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,345 God, those hills are so sensual. 43 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,260 Oh, God, right. God, it's Claudia's. 44 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:11,740 I'll tell her to take it. 45 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,785 Ooh, how about Japan? 46 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:17,397 All three options are fantastic, but I can't go now. 47 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,877 It's mid-semester. 48 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,183 My students are working 49 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,141 on Heidegger's philosophy of concealment. 50 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,448 And my eighth graders are working on concealment 51 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:28,060 of their acne and anxiety. 52 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,411 Well, I guess we'll have to wait till next summer. 53 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,369 Oh, I-I want to have our honeymoon 54 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,023 during our honeymoon period. 55 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,895 You know, we're both totally free this weekend. 56 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,462 I mean, I know we can't go to Paris, 57 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,898 but how about if we bring Paris to us? 58 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:44,075 We can have a mini-moon right here at home. 59 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,904 I like it, but why just Paris? 60 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,646 We could spend the morning there, 61 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,779 the afternoon in Pesht, and then grab dinner in Tokyo. 62 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,301 Start with baguettes? 63 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,564 And hit the spa and then-- 64 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,392 both: Sushi! 65 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,220 Okay. 66 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,134 I like this. 67 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,920 I wish we could start our mini-moon now. 68 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:05,314 - I hear California is nice. - Ooh. 69 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:15,150 Oh, Arvid. Hi. 70 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,240 Apologies to startle you. 71 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,764 The time change from Norway has not been easy. 72 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:22,376 I am awake all of the hours from day and night. 73 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,990 Milky, how much coffee have you had? 74 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,949 Mm, about half of this... 75 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,213 - Oh. - Times two. 76 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,042 I just gave it up. 77 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,131 Ah. 78 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,524 See you later. 79 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,700 Okay, I'm off. 80 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,748 I cannot wait to go to Paris with you this weekend. 81 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,315 Mwah. 82 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:51,622 Adieu, mon parapluie. 83 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:56,323 That's French for "goodbye, my umbrella." 84 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,326 My French is limited, but, boy, if it rains, I got you. 85 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,156 - I love you. - Bye. 86 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,810 She's gone. 87 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,899 How are we doing with the mini-moon plans? 88 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,292 Did you get my texts? - Yes. 89 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,251 Fortunately, the nine days I have not slept 90 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,208 have allowed me to get this work done 91 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,778 and to begin hallucinate seeing my ancestors. 92 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,431 Are they here now? 93 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,129 No. These people I do not know. 94 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,525 But I found a bakery that overnights 95 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,615 baguettes from Paris. - Fantastique. 96 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,747 We've got the best of everything. 97 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:32,488 Jeanie found a masseuse who's actually from Budapest. 98 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:36,580 According to Yelp, she's a very sturdy woman with soft hands. 99 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,365 Ah, just my type. 100 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,670 And I've got a sushi chef coming at 8:00. 101 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:43,065 Normally, he's impossible to get, 102 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,937 but a guy died the day before his 70th birthday, 103 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,852 so he's available tomorrow. 104 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,637 Ah, what luck! 105 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,830 You're not James. 106 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,576 Welcome to Paris, ma chérie. 107 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,318 Enjoy a jaunt through the streets of the Marais. 108 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,842 But first, look in this box. 109 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,240 Whoa. 110 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,808 Ooh. 111 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,855 Ooh, la la. 112 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,685 A beret. 113 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:46,476 Mm... idiot. 114 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:52,308 Mon dieu! Tu es magnifique! 115 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,745 Now put that ensemble on and come to the boulangerie 116 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,007 for breakfast. 117 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh. 118 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:02,753 Ah, bonjour, Jeanie. 119 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,539 Café? 120 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:09,369 Oh, Arvid, you came to Paris. 121 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,632 Typical American-- 122 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:14,895 assuming I speak English. 123 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,332 Merci. 124 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,728 Through that door, enjoy the gardens 125 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,295 leading to the Eiffel Tower. 126 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,087 Welcome to Paris, mon amour. 127 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,437 Oh. 128 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,525 James. 129 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,398 It's beautiful. 130 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,538 And a street musician who doesn't play anything 131 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,019 and leaves quietly-- 132 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,977 this is so much better than Paris. 133 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,807 You've thought of everything. 134 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,030 Oh, God. 135 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,206 I didn't think of that. 136 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:19,307 - Honey, what happened? - Lucas dumped her, again. 137 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,352 Uh, this is kind of a bad time. 138 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,399 Yeah. It's why she's crying. 139 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,149 Oh. 140 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,892 What is going on with Poppy? 141 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,808 She said Lucas broke up with her again. 142 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,592 He texted her that he needed space, 143 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,202 but really he just doesn't want to be tied down 144 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,769 before his trip to Lake Havasu. 145 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,641 You got all that from that? 146 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:50,077 I speak Poppy heartbreak. 147 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:53,516 Poppy, you know, you and Lucas do this all the time, 148 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,779 and you usually make up the next day. 149 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,607 Or within the hour. 150 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:03,133 I know, but... 151 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,309 It's been two days. 152 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,268 And six hours. 153 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,408 She said she's sorry for busting in 154 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,498 and ruining this janky floor picnic. 155 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,108 It's a great floor picnic. 156 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:23,850 All picnics are on the floor. 157 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,635 Damn, this caviar is hella good. 158 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,159 It ought to be. It's hella expensive. 159 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,770 Come on, Pops, we should go. 160 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,249 Come on. 161 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:34,078 Honey, you're--you're better off without him. 162 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,819 Thanks. 163 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,779 Can you come over for our usual post-breakup popcorn, 164 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,041 froyo, "Sex and the City" sesh? 165 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,435 But the sturdy Hungarian masseuse-- 166 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,872 Oh. 167 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,398 Good idea. 168 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:52,532 I'll do half a massage and come over after. 169 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:55,317 - I love you. - Oh, I love you, too. 170 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,364 I'm sorry. 171 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,019 Gosh, y-you worked so hard to make everything perfect. 172 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,979 You even rented Arvid a mime costume. 173 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,808 Nope. He already had that. 174 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,854 Why didn't you just tell her we had plans? 175 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,247 I know. I should have, but it's hard. 176 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:16,817 I mean, Poppy has always had big emotions, 177 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,428 and I've always been there to talk her down. 178 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,951 Well, that's because you're a good mom. 179 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,650 Even though your son did eat all the caviar. 180 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,044 Oh, my hungry guy. 181 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:32,746 But, look, thank you for being so great about all of this. 182 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:36,924 Now let's just go enjoy our 30 minutes in Budapest. 183 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,015 Hello, James, Rebound. 184 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:46,237 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I've come for my nude. 185 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,673 Your nude? 186 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,371 Yes, the painting. 187 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,548 Those sensual hills are you? 188 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,637 Yeah. Don't believe me? 189 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:58,467 She believes you. She believes you. 190 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,338 Anyway, the movers are on their way 191 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,949 to help me haul it out of here. 192 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,559 Well, not now. We're busy. 193 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,039 Oh, doing what? 194 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,131 Well, we're having a little mini honeymoon at home. 195 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,524 We're both too busy with work to travel, 196 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,354 so we're recreating the spas of Budapest here. 197 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878 Aw. 198 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,053 I think that's the most embarrassing thing 199 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,447 I have ever heard. 200 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:25,972 And it explains the sad little floor picnic downstairs. 201 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:29,019 All picnics are on the floor. 202 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,891 Anyway, don't worry. 203 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,589 My sensual hills and my sensual hills 204 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,417 will be gone soon. 205 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:41,597 Why didn't you just tell her to leave? 206 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,643 Setting boundaries with Claudia is impossible. 207 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,515 She sees every limit as a challenge. 208 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,603 So how do you ever get rid of her? 209 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,780 I let her tire herself out, 210 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:54,088 like a martini-swilling toddler. 211 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,568 I'm the same with Poppy. 212 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,267 I mean, why is it so hard to set limits 213 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,529 with the people we know best? 214 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,053 Because they also know us best. 215 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:08,537 I just had what is probably a terrible idea. 216 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,844 Have you ever seen "Strangers on a Train"? 217 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,151 That old movie where they make a deal 218 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,110 to murder each other's loved ones? 219 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,155 Yes, exactly. 220 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,854 I was thinking maybe we could do something like that. 221 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,594 Huh. 222 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,553 I don't know if I'm comfortable killing Claudia. 223 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,816 Okay. 224 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,035 You could talk to Claudia for me, 225 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,168 and I could talk to your kids for you. 226 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,302 Doesn't that sound a little cowardly? 227 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,521 Does getting to eat our sushi sound cowardly? 228 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,567 Sounds pretty brave to me. 229 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,875 Yeah, besides, maybe if they hear it 230 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,399 from a different person who has a different approach, 231 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,575 they'll hear it in a different way. 232 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,230 So I kill Claudia with kindness. 233 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,971 Yes, and I'll be direct with Poppy. 234 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,450 I'm a professor. 235 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,497 I talk to young people her age all the time. 236 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,716 I don't know. 237 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,022 Navigating Poppy's breakups 238 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,459 is like the black diamond of parenting. 239 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,159 You should probably start on the bunny slopes. 240 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,074 Well, let me try. 241 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,641 I don't want to be just some guy that married their mom. 242 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:13,167 I want to be involved in their lives. 243 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,343 Damn it, that's lovely. 244 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,172 Besides, I'm getting the easier end of this. 245 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,217 You have to deal with Claudia, 246 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,350 and she's coming in the bathroom. 247 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,788 Hi. Are you guys gonna take the massage, or can I pop in? 248 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,790 I'm actually asking out of politeness 249 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,184 'cause she's already done my feet. 250 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,191 Maybe that murder thing isn't such a bad idea. 251 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,718 Thank you, Zsa Zsa. That was fabulous. 252 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,415 Jeanie will Venmo you. 253 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,636 No fair. 254 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,116 We said we would split the massage. 255 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,901 You took the whole thing. 256 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,555 Why would you trust me? 257 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,210 I cheated on your husband. 258 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,386 Why are you doing this? 259 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,954 Because the movers pushed back the pickup time. 260 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,391 And what was I gonna do-- go through your clothes again? 261 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,871 A lot of Madewell. 262 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:10,398 Listen, this can't be convenient for you. 263 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,531 I mean, you--you have so many things to do. 264 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,490 Why don't you just get out of here 265 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,233 and come back tomorrow? 266 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,016 We'll work it out then, okay? 267 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,062 Yeah, that's so sweet of you, 268 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,979 but I don't want to do anything you say. 269 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,898 Okay, here's another idea. 270 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:35,292 You and I could move the painting ourselves. 271 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,773 Yeah. No, mm-mm. Thank you. 272 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,514 I just had a massage. 273 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,176 Where's Mom? 274 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,961 Is she parking? - No, she's-- 275 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,137 I told her I'd come. 276 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,662 But I don't want to watch "Sex and the City" with you. 277 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,926 I don't want that, either. 278 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,628 Poppy, invite the man in. 279 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,238 Sorry, she's feral. 280 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,023 Have a seat, bro. 281 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,114 You comfortable? 282 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,811 Not usually. 283 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,596 Uh, what's up? 284 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,597 Well, your mom and I were talking, 285 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,556 and I offered to come here and-- 286 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,038 We were trying to have a-- 287 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,737 Poppy, are you familiar with Aristotle's views 288 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,958 on passive versus practical acts of love? 289 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,785 Why would you bring up love 290 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,310 when I'm clearly going to die alone? 291 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,354 Not the move, J. 292 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:45,232 - W-what did she say? - Nothing nice. 293 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,672 Oh! God, this is so heavy. 294 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,197 You know, I always knew Pilates was a scam. 295 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,418 I am as weak as that bird man who lives in your pool house. 296 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,247 You're doing-- you're doing great, 297 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,205 but we got to get over this hump right here. 298 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,728 - Okay, well--Okay. Okay. - Okay. 299 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,253 Oh, it's--it's hard. 300 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:10,996 I know, it's heavy, but you're stronger than you think. 301 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,042 I mean, it's hard when you're supportive, 302 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,002 because it makes it harder to hate you. 303 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,003 I mean, not impossible, of course, but harder. 304 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,006 Oh! 305 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,443 That's the movers. 306 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,273 Okay, I'll wait here. 307 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:32,975 So, ultimately, it's a good thing you got dumped. 308 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,022 As Sartre said, "Hell is other people." 309 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,505 O-okay, you're right, Poppy. I shouldn't have quoted Sartre. 310 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:45,074 But he's not just some French douche. 311 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,250 You understood me. 312 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,252 Well, I-I guess I speak Poppy. 313 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:52,734 Not bad, Professor. 314 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,955 Would you like to watch "Sex and the City"? 315 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,479 O-okay. That sounds nice. 316 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,959 Great. 317 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,574 What city is it? 318 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,315 Oh, it's New York. 319 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,884 Arigato. 320 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,452 Nice try, honey. 321 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,940 Bye. 322 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,333 I'm so glad you're enjoying my honeymoon. 323 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,075 Oh, it's so much better 324 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,425 than the one I had with James on Mallorca. 325 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,167 That's where I had commissioned the painting. 326 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,040 I think I even made out with the artist a little bit. 327 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,563 You cheated on James on your honeymoon? 328 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,391 Well, kissing isn't cheating. 329 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,655 It's just sort of a handshake with tongues. 330 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,092 Here, let me show you. 331 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,790 - Wha-- - Oh. 332 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,052 I'm just kidding. 333 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,186 You wouldn't know what to do with me. 334 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,930 What a fun hang. 335 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,933 Claudia... 336 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,152 you got to go. 337 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,809 This has been weird and at times flattering, 338 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,246 but you can't stay here. 339 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,814 This is my honeymoon. my honeymoon. 340 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,990 So just grab your purse 341 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,646 and grab your breasts and get out of here. 342 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,868 You're kicking me out? 343 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,133 I-I mean, I still have half a glass of sake. 344 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,265 Oh, God, I-I'm sorry. I didn't even notice. 345 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,398 Go ahead, finish. - You can top it off. 346 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,878 Top me off? Thanks. - She's still here? 347 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,663 Yes! 348 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,405 And she's too good for you 349 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,451 and surprisingly strong. 350 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,672 I mean, she's skinny, but some real Madonna arms. 351 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:50,895 I tried to get her to go, but she's a brick wall-- 352 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,812 a very flirtatious brick wall. 353 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,424 - You tried to kiss her? - A little. 354 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,341 I'm guessing that you had better luck with Poppy. 355 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,344 I did. 356 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,910 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 357 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:09,175 - Oh, thank God, I'm starving. - Hi, kids. Here. 358 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,133 Oh, the boundaries? No. 359 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,571 But I figured out what... Means. 360 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:24,364 Those hills are you? 361 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,495 Don't believe me? 362 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,238 You really got Poppy to snap out of it. 363 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,415 It's impressive. 364 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,069 Yeah, it was nice. 365 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,376 We even had a hug. 366 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,767 - Really? - Yeah. 367 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,293 It was a tiny bit awkward... 368 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,122 kind of one arm to the side. 369 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,385 Nobody was happy about it. 370 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,256 You're overthinking it. 371 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,996 I'm sure it didn't seem awkward to her. 372 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,481 It was so awkward. 373 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,570 Oh, good, there's video. 374 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,356 He looks like a robot learning how to hug. 375 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,097 I mean, it gave me hope. Someone married him. 376 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,665 Someone also divorced him. 377 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,845 - That's messed up. - Well, the hug was awkward. 378 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,281 But in my defense, I'm thinking maybe 379 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,415 it's a good thing that I'm bad at hugging young women. 380 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,333 That's supposed to be our mini-moon. 381 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,336 They're sitting around, laughing their heads off. 382 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,381 Stupid Claudia trying to kiss everybody. 383 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,514 Lolo's eating his body weight in sashimi. 384 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:32,127 That's my hungry guy. 385 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,696 I mean, Poppy's not even a little sad anymore. 386 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,872 It's like--it's like they're having a party in there. 387 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,440 Yeah. 388 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,530 It's kind of nice. 389 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,574 I know we're supposed to be setting boundaries, 390 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,098 but I kind of want to join them. 391 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,926 Me too. 392 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,799 Maybe if we stop thinking of it as a mini-moon 393 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,541 and more of a wedding reception? 394 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,500 They're already eating our food and drinking our booze. 395 00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,720 Seems a waste not to enjoy it. 396 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,897 Should we? 397 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,900 Not very Miranda of me, but maybe I'm a Carrie. 398 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,034 all: Hey! 399 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,036 Hey, looks like a party in here. 400 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,474 - Come on in! - Thank you. 401 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,215 - To Mom and James. - Cheers. 402 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,434 To Jeanie and Professor Brennan. 403 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,044 Salud. 404 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:23,222 - To me and my nude. - Cheers. 405 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:27,313 all: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! 406 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,585 Wow. 407 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,978 Shocking to think you've had no formal training. 408 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,775 Nope! That's it. I am out. 409 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,952 Au revoir. Merci beaucoup. A bientôt. 410 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,696 You can come out now, Professor Brennan. 411 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,872 I have set your boundary. 412 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,482 - Oh. - Coast is clear. 413 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,961 Thank you, Milky. 414 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,530 We are finally alone. 415 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,102 both: Milky, beat it!